What would Corax do...?

SyNidus · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:33 pm

Here's a little game, i'll post a situation, then the next reply must be Corax would blah blah blah
and also include another situation for the next poster...Example of a post:

Quote:

Post 1:What would Corax do if someone cut in front of him in a queue for the bus?

Post 2: Corax would stealthily untie the perpetrators shoe laces and not only time them together, but also to the wheels of the bus so he gets taken along for the ride.

What would Corax do if you spilt gloss varnish on his armour?

Simple enough yes?

I'll start....

What would Corax do if someone took the last burger at a BBQ?

theman · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:43 pm

sneak up on you and with a quick stab with the big knife thing kill you the eat your burger

what would corax do if horus ate his slice of pie at the big family reunion (preheresy)

shadow-captain-lorien · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:05 am

corax would make himself a whole knew pie and eat it all instead, he would also lob some pie at horus

SyNidus · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:11 pm

Lol, provided he followed the recipe, the pie shouldn't turn into a mutant pie

What would Corax do if he had to run an obstacle course faster than any of his brothers?

shadow-captain-lorien · **Posted:** Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:22 am

He would start at the finish line due to some very mischievous planning

What would corax do if someone stole his jump pack?

theman · **Posted:** Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:56 am

easy no one wood because because he would have replaced it with a demo pack and left because of his speed

what would corax do if he saw this

(note i didn't make this i just found it)

ensisferrae · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 4:51 am

He would probably go on a killing rampage akin to angron or perturabo, some genetic experimentation before locking himself into his tower, and then leaving to go to the warp saying "nevermore"

what would corax do if someone actually swapped his claws for foam larping claws right before a battle?

SyNidus · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 10:15 am

He'd probably kill someone with his bare hands or the larping claws, take his weapon and then kill the person who swapped the claws after the battle.

What would Corax do if someone came up to him saying something about how great Chuck Norris is?

Stryker · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 11:11 pm

Reveal he is actually Chuck Norris' great(x20) grandson... (the Emperor is/was Chuck Norris

)

What would Corax do if somebody called him a Crow rather than a Raven?

ensisferrae · **Posted:** Sun May 04, 2008 2:39 pm

wait, you mean hes not chuck norris, only the 20th grandson????

he would peck out their eyes, ensuring that they felt the difference between a crows beak, and a ravens beak.....

What would Corax do if someone accused him of being Emo??

SyNidus · **Posted:** Sun May 04, 2008 4:16 pm

He'd point to Lion'el Jonson and tell his accuser that he's the gay/emo primarch, then while he's distracted, Corax would stab him straight through with his lightning claws!

What would Corax do if he wanted to watch 300 on DVD but all the stores were sold out?

ensisferrae · **Posted:** Wed May 07, 2008 5:34 am

he would go to his Father, and then they'd set the galaxy ablaze on a crusade in order to find a copy of 300 on DVD for him.

what would Corax do if after the drop site massacre, the mechanicus gave him IG equipment, rather than suits of power armor/ other space marine necessities?

SyNidus · **Posted:** Wed May 07, 2008 9:22 am

Lol...GIVE ME MY 300 DVD!!!

He would take that IG equipment and still manage to carry out his missions...While he's at it, he'd steal armour and supplies from traitor legions

What would Corax do if he had to use a sword instead of his lightning claws?

ensisferrae · **Posted:** Wed May 07, 2008 11:48 am

he'd snap it in half (length-wise), and then attach them to his wrists.

what would Corax do if the Emperor said to him, "Son, your grounded, go to your room, no vox unit, no vid screens, and no friends over for a week!"

shadow-captain-lorien · **Posted:** Wed May 07, 2008 6:27 pm

Hehe he never said anything about me doing some strange freaky science experiments... week later ... well... that didn't turn out that good

What would Corax do if he was told that Dorn was less stuck up than him?

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