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so, i was thinking it might be entertaining to come up with various army slogans... they probably should be humorous (and if you can make a poster of it, post the pic up here as well ).


so here goes for starters, thought this up last night (may have seen it elsewhere tho, sorry if it is)



So easy a Cadian can do it.

Lol...thats funny, dude, do you realize that as i was reading that i actually said "So easy a Canadian can do it"! Hate when that happens.

course, bad thing is, i seriously want to try and make a poster using the geico caveman deal.

That's not funny...

A word of advice from someone who runs a similar forum:

You might want to think how many people you might offend by saying that before actually posting it. I know this is all in good fun, but try to be polite...this IS an international forum so I suggest you reserve your demeaning of other nations to PM...

I love the smell of burning Tau in the morning.


Used before a game against Tau, who did burn.

You're absolutely right Stryker, perhaps i didn't make it clear that it was a brain fart on my part and i was laughing at my absentmindedness? If i did offend anyone, i apologize. Either way, its important that we can all laugh at ourselves and each other, whatever is said between forum members should never be taken too seriously as i'm sure it's not in anyone's intention to offend, but being too politically correct just breeds a stuffy atmosphere that i wanted to avoid here. Camaraderie and lighthearted joking should be the order of the day. However, with that said i'll step in if/when something gets out of hand.

Lol, Jed, unfortunately my men's fish intake has been very low lately...

How about this: If it moves, it could use another lascannon hit.

If I may borrow a quote from his greatness Mr Samuel L. Jackson...

"The Godwyn Pattern Boltgun, when you absolutely positively have to kill every xenos and heretic in the room - accept no substitute..."

lol, imagine if you will a poster with a diluted image of a very charming and handsome Ork warboss..... and here's the slogan:

"its not easy being green." (in reference to a kermit the frog skit i saw as a kid)

imperal gaurd general- alright men take out the monolith with your flashlights.... err i mean lasguns

imperial fist commander to troops during a poorly going firefight: "standfast men... and, remember the alamo!"

Hey now...I from San Antonio with family ties to the Alamo

How about this:

Bad Luck: "Snipers along the wire! Emperor's Oath...There is absolutely no way a frakking green skin could hit the broad side ...." Col. Phineas "Bull" Stearns, late commander of the 303rd Acturian Hussars, last words during the Cleansing of Matrais Hive.

AoS

Okay my friend told me this when I played against his Sister of Battle.
SoB player to opponent "Remember, even if you win you still lose because your hurting women" I both won and lost

From a SoB player when a Veteran Sergeant killed a Canoness with a Powerfist:

"Oh my God! You hit a girl!"

borrowed from lock stock..

"Guns for show, lightning claws for a pro"

"shot guns..."

"you mean, guns that fire shot?"


Love that movie!!

one for the iron hands:

"I am iron man" (of course, it is severely lacking without the accompanying music)